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=== The fact comes first === Write the accurate sentence. Then see whether it is already funny. Most of the time it is, and your job is to stop decorating it. * '''Good''': "Meredith's final report claimed 986 emus killed with 9,860 rounds: a rate of ten rounds per bird." * '''Bad''': "The hapless soldiers hilariously blasted away over 9,000 rounds at the crafty birds!" The first is a citation and an arithmetic observation. The second is a comedy voice, and it tells the reader nothing the first did not.