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Wombat

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Wombat
FamilyVombatidae
Species3 living
Top speed40 km/h
Outputup to 100 cubes per night
Defencereinforced buttocks

Wombats are short-legged, muscular quadrupedal marsupials native to Australia, of which there are three living species. They are the only animals known to produce cube-shaped faeces.[1]

Cubes[edit]

A wombat produces between four and eight droppings at each session and up to about 100 in a night, most of them with flat faces and distinct corners.[1] The corners are not formed at the exit. They are formed inside: the last 8% of the intestine has walls of uneven stiffness, with two stiff bands and two flexible ones, so as the drying mass is squeezed rhythmically it is moulded into a square cross-section over several days.[1]

The function appears to be that cubes do not roll. Wombats communicate by leaving droppings on top of rocks and logs at the edges of their territory, which is a delivery problem for a sphere.[2]

Patricia Yang and David Hu were awarded the 2019 Ig Nobel Prize in Physics for this work.[3] The Ig Nobels are given for research that makes people laugh and then think, and the mechanism is the part that makes you think: evolution solved a signalling problem with a manufacturing process.

Rump[edit]

The wombat's rear is a plate of thick skin, cartilage and bone with very little of value behind it. When pursued into a burrow, a wombat blocks the tunnel with it, and can crush an attacking animal's skull against the burrow roof by driving upwards.[4] A predator that follows a wombat home is attacking the single most armoured and least useful part of it, from the least advantageous position available.

Wombats also run at 40 km/h in short bursts, which is faster than Usain Bolt's average over 100 m, and they are built like a footstool.

Species[edit]

Living species
SpeciesStatusNote
Common wombat (Vombatus ursinus)Least concernThe one you have seen
Southern hairy-nosed wombat (Lasiorhinus latifrons)Near threatenedDrier habitat
Northern hairy-nosed wombat (Lasiorhinus krefftii)Critically endangeredAround 300 animals, one main colony

The last row is the part of this article that is not funny at all.

See also[edit]

References[edit]

  1. ^ Patricia J. Yang et al., "Intestines of non-uniform stiffness mold the corners of wombat feces", Soft Matter 17 (2021), pp. 475-488.
  2. ^ Peter Nicholson observations summarised in R. T. Wells, "Vombatidae", in Fauna of Australia vol. 1B (1989).
  3. ^ Improbable Research, "The 2019 Ig Nobel Prize Winners", Physics.
  4. ^ Barbara Triggs, Wombats (CSIRO Publishing, 2009), pp. 28-31.

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